At 1pm, the queues for the three burger vans at Lydden Hill circuit reached 2.4 miles long. By 2.30pm, they could be seen from outer space and had officially surpassed the Great Wall of China as the longest thing, ever. So next time, instead of chatting to the lovely Kentish detailing posse (including the minor show and shine celebrity known as VXRMarc) we’ll be taking burgers not buffing cloths and doing our bit to feed the starving masses. One of the toilet blocks was out of action as well. So maybe we’ll bring a portaloo as well. One pound a pee. Five pounds a poo. We’ll be millionaires this time next year, Rodney.