Dodo Juice Let Us Spray Spritz Bottles

Ok, it's an empty bottle. But we've lovingly chosen spray heads that produce a fine mist instead of blobbing product all over your chosen surface. And we've made a nice clear label that allows the liquid inside to colour the Dodo Juice logo. Because these things matter. Or they do to us, at any rate.

You can choose a 250ml or a 500ml bottle, with either a finger pump sprayer or the fabled Dodo Juice trigger spray. As for contents, fill them with more or less anything - although soup and industrial waste could cause potential problems. For IPA, water, diluted products and clay lube, they'll be just fine.

Available in 250ml, 500ml, with either finger or trigger spray.
RRP from 2.95 - 3.95 GBP

Dodo Juice Fantastic Fur

When we harvest our dodos, it's not just the juice we use. Oh no. There isn't a single part of the dodo that goes to waste. From the beak (souvenir bottle openers) to the feet (mail order back scratchers), we use every ounce of our feathered friends in our industrial enterprise.

The most valuable part of this harvest, however, is the fine fur found on the underbelly of young dodos. This is the softest kind of material known to mankind, and as such, we have pilfered it for our own ends - to make the Fantastic Fur buffing cloth. perfect for the removal of polishes, compounds and cleansers during the preparation stage. To make it even more fantastic than it would have been normally, we get it edged in microsuede so that your paint will never even have to glance at a cotton stitched seam. Over the top, maybe. But oh-so good.

Size 40x40cm. RRP 5.95 GBP.

Dodo Juice Soft Touch Drying Towel

If you're using a chamois to dry your car, then it's only a matter of time before the Animal Liberation Front (Bambi Deer Division) pay you a visit and stuff rabid gerbils through your letterbox. It is therefore far safer to use the finest synthetic microfibre known to humanity, as woven on Dodo Island. A whopping great 500gsm in weight, it is softer than other mega fluffy microfibres as you don't want to rub any old rag on your pristine paintwork. Sure, waffle weaves absorb fractionally more water, but they're like a badger's backside compared to this smooth operator.

Size 60x60cm. RRP 9.95 GBP.

Supernatural Wash Mitt

Before George Lucas rings his lawyer, he should be aware that we don't legally refer to the Supernatural Wash Mitt by its colloquial and popular nickname: 'The Wookie's Fist'. We can see where people are coming from, though. It's an ultra-soft wash mitt with a massively deep pile, and if wash mitts are your thing then this is the daddy. Or the Chewie. Believe it or not, people even give their wookies names and there's even a set of care instructions for them somewhere on the internet, from washing them inside a pillow case to combing them with a pet brush afterwards. They also attack and eat lesser wash mitts and drink half your bucket in one go. A strange and mythical beast, the Supernatural Wash Mitt.

The world's priciest wash mitt. RRP 19.95 GBP.

Supernatural Drying Towel

I saw one of these on a sunbed in Mauritius and knew we had to swipe it for use as our super premium drying towel. It is made from the fluffiest part of the Dodo (the underbelly) and is over a metre in length. This means you can do half a bonnet, or a whole Smart car, in one go. Just drape it over the top, pat it down like a suspect in TJ Hooker, and lift it off. But don't be surprised if you find it gets put back into the airing cupboard after its wash. Towels this soft and fluffy are treasured by ladyfolk who do not understand how a car can possibly deserve a nicer towel than the cotton terry cloths they routinely use.

Size 122x66cm. RRP 22.95 GBP.