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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:03 pm 
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for those of you on here that own a van, you'll know what a pain in the arse washing the windscreen can be (particularly if you're as short as me). basically, reaching the middle any sense is damn near impossible. well i may just have found the answer. JML (hear me out) do a 'super mop' for about a tenner, which is basically a microfibre noodle wash mitt stretched out to 18 inches wide and stuck on the end of an extendable pole. Genius! well maybe not genius, but a darn site better than hanging your arse out of the door at full stretch! it's machine washable too (i should be on commission!)
this is not the 'super mop pro' by the way, just the bog standard 'super mop'. try it, you'll love it (think that might be an ad for asda, hey ho :D )


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:49 pm 
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ROFLMAO JBL ftw!



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:28 pm 
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I know, I know, I couldn't believe it either, but there it is. Alright, it's probably only gonna last 6 months, but it's a tenner, and it makes my life easier, and that's really all there is to it! Ask yourself this, would you buy it if it cost £20 and had 3M or poorboys stamped on it instead?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:42 am 
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JML are funny... mixture of oddly useful stuff and borderline tat... saw the noodle wand the other day and it seemed OK TBH.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:05 am 
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DodoDom wrote:
JML are funny... mixture of oddly useful stuff and borderline tat


Nail on the head



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:12 pm 
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Trust me when I say that no one was more surprised than I was. It's usually me that's taking the proverbial out of my missus as she stands there watching the videos. But this really ain't half bad, it's even reasonably well built. Alright you might not wanna smack your annoying neighbour around the head with it, but it looks like it should last reasonably well.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:25 am 
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You need the ANNOYING NEIGHBOUR HEAD SMACKER TM from JML!

'Neighbour annoying you? Only their head visible? You need the ANNOYING NEIGHBOUR HEAD SMACKER TM from JML! It smacks! It reaches! It whacks! Use it over a fence... above the hedge... the possibilities (and videos on youtube) are endless!!!! Free exclamation marks, bullet points and CAPITAL LETTERS with all packaging!!!!'


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:54 pm 
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LMAO :lol:


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Pmsl


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:13 pm 
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Oh my god roflmao



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I bet the feckers have already commissioned a chinese factory to make it! It'll be in Homebase next Spring! 8)


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